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The story of Longcat vs. Tacgnol, written by yours truly.

The storyEdit

'Oh hai! Long agoez, der waz a big wahr of da LOLcatz. Wuz batel betwenn longcatz and da lolcatz speieces. Srsly. Da longcatz ledur waz caled king bloohed. King bloohed wuz eebil an wontz 2 rul da wurld. Sinse da cielin cat crated da erfs n ski nd stuf, he wuznt gonta let him win. Da cielin cat decidid dat he wuz gonta stop dis madnez. Cielin cat comandz al of da memes in da world, so he furzt comandz dat duh bungies nd 2 leged horzez. Da bungies dint last long becuz a longcat warier eatsded dem. Da too leged horzez wuz tramplez by da longcat king. Srsly. Ting werz getin tuffs fer de lolcats. Da lolcatz desyde to send in da my littl poneh groop exept fer wun. Al of da pownehs were kwikly defeted by da longcatz. Juzt wend eh wer abot tu looze, dey send in pinkeh pai. Da longcatz screemd an makesed a cookie fer pinkeh. Pinkeh esplodz an destwoyz da longcatz, exept fer a nise litl longcat namd longcat. He livd in peice wit de lolcatz. But den, wen it lookzed liek dem wunz, tacgnol comz frum undurr de erff nd atakz da wurld. He is a wawre kind dat is bewy eebil. He startz atakin da erf n stuf. Forezt fiahs r eveywair. Den, sudnlee, a gyant longcat comz frum undurr de erff nd startz fitin tacgnol. Da world wuz a mess nd it wuz duh longcat ‘pokalypse. Da lolcatz nd de oda memes hyde in a bunker in da grownd. Dey r skared cuz dey tink du world iz endin. Dey can haz be rite. Or can dey? Longcat seemz 2 be beetin tacgnol. Tacgnol twips and falz intu de oshin. Da oshin splodes nd den tacgnol standz up. He openz hiz mowt nd litl tacgnolz come owt. Dey ataks longcat and he fawlz. Longcat iz abowt tu dye, when pinkeh pai komz from da skai wit wings. She skreemz, “Imma firin ma lazah!!!” and fiahs her lazah at tacgnol. Tacgnol nd de smal tacgnolz all splode and r gone fer good.

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